Halloween, what have you done to these poor children? Yes it is cute to see little firefighters and princesses in their parents arms as they chaperone older children around the neighborhood. But baby toupees? Donald Trump baby toupees, no less? I mean, this is stupid. Unfortunately it’s stupid like a fox.

For those of you who don’t recognize the typeface and layout, that’s the Drudge Report. Oh ya, the marketing lesson in all of this is if you come up with an idea dumb enough you can be assured to get press. Even worse, the press release for the site wants people putting these things on their kids for more than Halloween.

“The infant hairpieces are perfect gifts for baby showers, birthday parties, play groups, costume parties, Halloween, and more.”

And while the company says the wigs are to “show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement,” this fits right in with a 3-year-old boy buying a convertible on eBay and some dumb punk getting busted for selling pot on Craigslist. It must be Friday.